Nada

I am completely uninspired lately, darlings. I have nothing really going on and absolutely nothing to write about. Just guessing but I don't think you want to read about how I lost $50 playing online poker or that Killian pooped on the carpet and no matter how much I search my brain, I can't find anything interesting to say.

Writers block sucks.

I'm actually thinking about going out an robbing a bank this weekend. I could live blog it from my crackberry even! That way I can check 'get arrested' off my To Do list AND have something to post about. They have internet in jail, right?