If I were a superhero, she would be my arch nemesis.

I hate Oprah. *Just to clarify, I'm talking about that Oprah that's on the TV. Not some other Oprah. Just in case you're confused.

She has this show where she pretends like she knows everything. She brings on these "experts" to tell her followers what to do and how to do it. Who the hell made her God? And that is what her followers have turned her into. They read what book she tells them to read, they eat what food she tells them to eat, they listen to all her relationship advice. If she told them to jump off a bridge, they would. I mean, the woman gives diet advice for god's sake and these women eat it up. That's like taking a parenting class taught by Britney Spears.

What is so great about this woman? She gave the world Dr. Phil and Rachel Ray. Isn't that enough to make everyone despise her?! I don't care how much money she gives away or how many schools she opens half way around the world, introducing those 2 annoying assholes has to be some sort of crime. Lock her up and throw away the key.

Let's be honest, she pretends to care about everyone and everything but Oprah is all about Oprah. How do you have a magazine and put yourself on the cover every month? The woman has an ego the size of Asia. Is this not obvious?! Maybe people are willing to overlook that for the chance to get a free crappy car.